:27:02
you're a little soft.
:27:03
Wow, all this time I thought I was more
to you than just some flaccid story.
:27:08
A dilemma has arose up front.
:27:10
- Don't know if we got our point across.
- Crystal clear, guys.
:27:13
- This is incredible.
- 100 per cent. Don't go anywhere.
:27:15
Seriously.
Van is a godsend.
:27:18
I would have paid him way more
than a grand for this party.
:27:21
I would have cashed in
my Israel bonds.
:27:23
- How do you put a price on dignity?
- How do you put a price on poonani?
:27:26
- Yes!
- Oh, God!
:27:30
Oh, my God. Feel it!
:27:36
Whoa. Trick or treat.
What's going on?
:27:39
This vaginal discharge
won't let us partake in the party.
:27:42
Graphic.
:27:44
I'm sure we can accommodate
a few more, yeah?
:27:46
No can do.
We're at maximum capacity.
:27:53
- What are you doing here?
- You two know each other?
:27:55
That's my girlfriend,
gluteous erecti.
:27:57
- You must be premed Dick.
- Yeah, that's right.
:28:00
- What's it to you?
- Thanks for the story.
:28:03
What story?
:28:04
Brilliant, Pearson.
:28:06
I have been inundated
with people telling me...
:28:08
how much they enjoy
reading about this guy.
:28:11
They want more, and so do I.
I want you to do a follow-up.
:28:14
I did your story, Elliot.
I'm not doing another one.
:28:16
Even if I tell you it's gonna be on the
front page of the graduation issue...
:28:18
in two months?
:28:22
And I quote,
"Van Wilder is a party pimp. "
:28:25
Sick Boy.
Can you believe she wrote that?
:28:28
Van Wilder's phone.
I do not foresee that to be a problem.
:28:31
And that guy she's with--
all kinds of wrong for her.
:28:34
- Sick Boy, how are you doing?
- Van, the shingles are all gone.
:28:38
That ointment really worked.
:28:40
Thanks.
:28:41
Lookin' good there, buddy.
:28:49
- He'll call you back.
- Unbelievable.
:28:51
Van Wilder's phone.
:28:54
- Terrible.
- I think so. Yeah.
:28:57
- Hang on.
- Unbelievable.
:28:59
Van's room.
Saturday night, yeah.