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Oh, yeah, she came too.
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This is the second party
of his she's gone to.

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Sounds serious. Threatened?
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Threatened? Please.
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I'm president of both my fraternity
and the student government.

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He's nothing more
than a mild rectal itch.

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You know what you do
about a mild rectal itch, Gordo?

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- What's that, Richard?
- You scratch it.

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Then you scratch it some more.
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The more you scratch at it,
the worse it gets...

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until finally you have nothing left
but a raw, chafed...

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possibly infected anal cavity.
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Then it's won.
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When all you had to do from the start
was take a medicated pad...

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and smother it.
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All right, people,
midterm is next week.

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Here you have your five categories--
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commerce and trade,
so forth and so on.

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What you doing?
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I'm in the middle of class.
You know, that five-letter word.

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I thought we could spend
some time together...

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for the story.
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I want you to have this.
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- Yeah.
- And thank you.

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All right, things to remember--
commerce and trade--

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Everybody just file out
in an orderly fashion.

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What? Come on. Hop in.
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I am not getting
in that thing with you.

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If you want the story,
you'll get in this thing with me.

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What happened?
Is everyone okay?

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Wilder.
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Are we gonna get in trouble
for being in here?

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It's cool. Equipment manager owes me
a favor. I introduced him to his wife.


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