:36:03
Sir, I assure you, we had no idea.
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- You're shy?
- Cody's a little delicate.
:36:10
My mother's ceramic cat
collection is delicate.
:36:13
- This is national security!
- I'm sorry.
:36:19
On the training program
you bragged about having lots of girls.
:36:23
It was camp. I exaggerated.
Everyone does.
:36:28
...to Quad Seven. Agent Raymond...
:36:30
OK, so...
:36:38
What is the truth?
:36:42
When it comes to girls, I suck.
:36:51
You met my dad. Well, I'm his son.
:36:55
Ladies and gentlemen,
somebody has got to teach this kid
:37:00
how to talk to a girl!
:37:03
I understand you're having a problem,
:37:05
so I've assembled a team of experts
here to help you along
:37:10
from the point of contact
to the point of closure.
:37:13
You got to close.
:37:14
Any species is predicated upon mating.
:37:17
Males and females must couple
or the animal will surely die off.
:37:21
- I'm just trying to get a date.
- This is how the hyena does it...
:37:24
- See this thing here?
- There's a lot of laughing involved.
:37:29
It makes you wanna give the good Lord
a standing ovation.
:37:34
You gotta let her know she looks fresh. Pay
her compliments.
:37:38
Be smart. Get some dirt on her, eh?
:37:41
They use both sides of their brain
at once-emotion and intellect.
:37:45
- Check out previous boyfriends.
- Pick her up, don't be late.
:37:48
- It's a bad way to start off a first date.
- My grandfather used to say,
:37:52
"Women are like cow chips, the older they
get the easier they are to pick up."
:37:57
Let's take a few deep breaths
as we turn to the relationship pyramid...