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OK. So...
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What is the truth?
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Well, when it comes to girls,
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I suck.
:35:20
Ronica, you met my dad.
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Well, I'm his son.
:35:25
Ladies and gentlemen, somebody has
gotta teach this kid how to talk to a girl!
:35:32
I understand you're havin'
a problem with women,
:35:35
so I've assembled a team of experts here
to sorta help you along
:35:39
from the point of contact to the point
of closure. You gotta close, Cody.
:35:43
Any species is predicated upon mating.
:35:46
The males and the females must couple,
or the animal will die off.
:35:50
- I'm just tryin' to get a first date.
- Let me tell you how the hyena does it.
:35:53
- You see this thing here?
- There's a lot of laughing involved.
:35:57
It makes you want to give the Good Lord
a standing ovation. You wanna go...
:36:02
Let her know she looks fresh. Pay her
compliments about her hair and her dress.
:36:06
You gotta be smart. Get some dirt on her.
:36:09
They can think out of both sides of
their brain at once. Emotion and intellect.
:36:13
- Check out her previous boyfriends.
- Don't be late. It's a bad start to a date.
:36:18
My grandfather used to say
"Oh, son, women are like cow chips."
:36:22
"The older they get,
the easier they are to pick up."
:36:24
Let's take a few deep breaths
as we turn to the relationship pyramid.
:36:29
You gotta be straightforward,
stern, commanding.
:36:32
- He's dead now.
- Shower before seeing the girl.
:36:36
No, no, no, no. You wanna be dank and
dusky and musky. She's gotta smell ya.
:36:40
My father was married 100 years or so.
:36:43
You gotta smell like a man. Like a beast!
:36:45
He's got a ring in his neck.
You pull it, he goes "My fault."
:36:49
- Like a wild animal. Like the cheetah...
- Excuse me!
:36:52
If you find yourself in a difficult position,
hang on, fight it out!
:36:56
Hole up. Get your energy back
for the final push!
:36:58
Think like a hyena. Be a hyena.