:36:02
Let her know she looks fresh. Pay her
compliments about her hair and her dress.
:36:06
You gotta be smart. Get some dirt on her.
:36:09
They can think out of both sides of
their brain at once. Emotion and intellect.
:36:13
- Check out her previous boyfriends.
- Don't be late. It's a bad start to a date.
:36:18
My grandfather used to say
"Oh, son, women are like cow chips."
:36:22
"The older they get,
the easier they are to pick up."
:36:24
Let's take a few deep breaths
as we turn to the relationship pyramid.
:36:29
You gotta be straightforward,
stern, commanding.
:36:32
- He's dead now.
- Shower before seeing the girl.
:36:36
No, no, no, no. You wanna be dank and
dusky and musky. She's gotta smell ya.
:36:40
My father was married 100 years or so.
:36:43
You gotta smell like a man. Like a beast!
:36:45
He's got a ring in his neck.
You pull it, he goes "My fault."
:36:49
- Like a wild animal. Like the cheetah...
- Excuse me!
:36:52
If you find yourself in a difficult position,
hang on, fight it out!
:36:56
Hole up. Get your energy back
for the final push!
:36:58
Think like a hyena. Be a hyena.
:37:01
In the fog of war, it's the one who wants it
the most that comes out on top!
:37:05
And I don't think you want it the most!
I think you are a pathetic loser.
:37:10
You're a disgrace to these
honourable men and women.
:37:13
How are you gonna hold your head high
when you walk down the street, Banks?
:37:17
- Straighten up when I talk to you!
- Thank you, General.
:37:20
Get off. I'm sorry this had to happen.
:37:23
OK, this one's gonna be good.
:37:35
Cody, don't say I never did nothin' for you,
brother. Look at that.
:37:44
Hey, Cody.
:37:47
Come over here.
:37:50
I'm free tonight. What shall we do?