American Splendor
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:42:06
I support and identify
with groups like PETA...

:42:10
but unfortunately,
I'm a self-diagnosed anemic.

:42:16
Also, I have all these
food allergies to vegetables...

:42:18
which give me serious intestinal distress.
:42:24
I guess I have
a lot of borderline health disorders...

:42:26
that limit me politically
when it comes to eating.

:42:32
You're a sick woman.
:42:35
Not yet, but I expect to be.
:42:36
Everyone in my family
has some sort of degenerative illness.

:42:42
Good evening.
:42:57
I was gonna clean up...
:42:59
but why should I give you
any false notions?

:43:02
The truth is,
I got a serious problem with cleanliness.

:43:06
If I had to wash a dish 10 times,
it'd still be dirty.

:43:10
They even kicked me out of the army
'cause I couldn't learn to make a bed.

:43:17
I've seen worse.
:43:23
Could you get me some water
and a few aspirin?

:43:25
What, you got a headache?
:43:27
- No, but I want to avoid one.
- Yeah.

:43:46
Let me tell you something.
:43:50
Sure is nice to have company.
:43:53
You know, I mean...
:43:55
despite all your problems,
you seem like a great person.


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