American Splendor
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:43:02
The truth is,
I got a serious problem with cleanliness.

:43:06
If I had to wash a dish 10 times,
it'd still be dirty.

:43:10
They even kicked me out of the army
'cause I couldn't learn to make a bed.

:43:17
I've seen worse.
:43:23
Could you get me some water
and a few aspirin?

:43:25
What, you got a headache?
:43:27
- No, but I want to avoid one.
- Yeah.

:43:46
Let me tell you something.
:43:50
Sure is nice to have company.
:43:53
You know, I mean...
:43:55
despite all your problems,
you seem like a great person.

:44:00
I'm sorry if my dating skills are a little rusty.
:44:04
It's just that I've been through hell and back
with women.

:44:09
That last one turned out
to be a real nasty bitch.

:44:13
- I had a nice time with you, too.
- Yeah?

:44:16
You had a nice time?
:44:18
Don't make people repeat themselves.
That's annoying.

:44:23
Sorry.
:44:29
Come here.
:44:59
Which way is the bathroom?

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