:28:00
You're to refrain from violent acts
including verbal assault...
:28:03
...and vulgar hand gestures.
:28:04
You may not use rage-enhancing
substances...
:28:07
...such as caffeine, nicotine, alcohol,
crack cocaine...
:28:11
...slippy-Flippies, Jelly stingers,
Trick sticks...
:28:14
...Bing Bangs or Flying Willards.
:28:15
-How about Fiddle Faddles?
-Under my supervision.
:28:18
Also, if you are unable
to stop masturbating...
:28:21
...please do so without the use
of any pornographic images...
:28:25
...depicting quote-unquote
"angry sex."
:28:28
That having been said,
I'm a pretty good guy...
:28:32
...and I think you'll be
pleasantly surprised...
:28:34
...at how much fun we can have.
:28:36
Jeez, without slippy-Flippies or angry
masturbating? How is that possible?
:28:40
sarcasm is anger's ugly cousin.
From now on, unacceptable.
:28:45
Dave, I got this for you.
:28:47
It's a wonderfully therapeutic tool.
:28:50
Record your thoughts on this
whenever you feel angry.
:28:54
I'm feeling very angry right now...
:28:56
...because I only have one bed
and no couch.
:28:59
Not a problem.
:29:03
In Europe, it's not considered unusual
for three or four men to share a bed.
:29:08
Yeah, well, that's why I'm
proud to be an American.
:29:14
By the way....
:29:21
I like to sleep in the nude.
:29:58
You hear that frog?