:27:00
I believe that radical,
round-the-clock therapy...
:27:02
...is the only way to effect
a meaningful and positive change...
:27:05
...in your behavior.
:27:07
Now we can do it here
or Rikers lsland.
:27:09
-Anything else, Dr. B?
-No thanks, Dan.
:27:11
We'll install the wiretaps tomorrow.
:27:14
Wiretaps?
:27:15
-ls this your CD collection?
-Yes.
:27:18
Oh, my.
:27:21
What are you doing?
:27:23
I don't want you listening
to any angry music.
:27:26
The Carpenters are angry?
I mean....
:27:29
Don't be naive, Dave.
:27:31
"Close to You."
"We've Only Just Begun."
:27:34
songs of madness and obsession.
:27:37
Who's going to pay for that?
:27:39
Retard your anger level a few notches
and listen to me. Can you do that?
:27:44
Yeah. It's retarded. I'm retarded.
:27:48
Good.
:27:49
Now then, we need to go over
some ground rules.
:27:56
My girlfriend got me that.
:28:00
You're to refrain from violent acts
including verbal assault...
:28:03
...and vulgar hand gestures.
:28:04
You may not use rage-enhancing
substances...
:28:07
...such as caffeine, nicotine, alcohol,
crack cocaine...
:28:11
...slippy-Flippies, Jelly stingers,
Trick sticks...
:28:14
...Bing Bangs or Flying Willards.
:28:15
-How about Fiddle Faddles?
-Under my supervision.
:28:18
Also, if you are unable
to stop masturbating...
:28:21
...please do so without the use
of any pornographic images...
:28:25
...depicting quote-unquote
"angry sex."
:28:28
That having been said,
I'm a pretty good guy...
:28:32
...and I think you'll be
pleasantly surprised...
:28:34
...at how much fun we can have.
:28:36
Jeez, without slippy-Flippies or angry
masturbating? How is that possible?
:28:40
sarcasm is anger's ugly cousin.
From now on, unacceptable.
:28:45
Dave, I got this for you.
:28:47
It's a wonderfully therapeutic tool.
:28:50
Record your thoughts on this
whenever you feel angry.
:28:54
I'm feeling very angry right now...
:28:56
...because I only have one bed
and no couch.
:28:59
Not a problem.