:50:01
Why haven't you taken Linda
off the market?
:50:03
Think you can do better?
:50:05
I'm going to ask her to marry me
when I'm ready.
:50:08
Nobody wants to settle down
with a 35-year-old secretary.
:50:11
Procrastination, Dave.
:50:13
I'm not procrastinating.
:50:14
I even think about how I'm
going to pop the question.
:50:17
Husky down jacket.
Husky Eskimo look.
:50:20
What's your plan,
ask her at a Yankee game?
:50:25
Actually, yes. How did you know?
:50:27
I said the corniest thing
I could think of.
:50:30
If you knew Linda, you'd know
how uncorny it would be to her.
:50:33
Putting up a "Marry me, please"
on the scoreboard...
:50:35
...proclaiming my love for her
in front of thousands of strangers.
:50:39
As you seem to have noticed, I'm
a little bit jumpy with public affection.
:50:44
You seemed to be lovey-dovey
back there.
:50:48
Glad you think that's funny.
I gotta work.
:51:07
A five-hour trip to find out Mommy
had a jelly bean...
:51:09
...removed from her nose.
:51:11
I'm glad I missed work.
Can we eat now?
:51:31
You could have her, you know.
:51:34
I'm sure she'd love to hang out
with a goofy secretary...
:51:37
...whose only talent
is nostril wiggling.
:51:41
-Girls love that.
-Dave...
:51:43
...you've got a lot more going for you
than wiggly nostrils.
:51:47
I want you to go over there
and ask that woman out.
:51:50
No, I got a girlfriend.
:51:52
I'm not telling you to elope with her.
Just go over and flirt a little bit.
:51:57
Flirting is cheating's ugly cousin,
Buddy.