:51:07
A five-hour trip to find out Mommy
had a jelly bean...
:51:09
...removed from her nose.
:51:11
I'm glad I missed work.
Can we eat now?
:51:31
You could have her, you know.
:51:34
I'm sure she'd love to hang out
with a goofy secretary...
:51:37
...whose only talent
is nostril wiggling.
:51:41
-Girls love that.
-Dave...
:51:43
...you've got a lot more going for you
than wiggly nostrils.
:51:47
I want you to go over there
and ask that woman out.
:51:50
No, I got a girlfriend.
:51:52
I'm not telling you to elope with her.
Just go over and flirt a little bit.
:51:57
Flirting is cheating's ugly cousin,
Buddy.
:52:00
I'm not a cheater.
:52:02
Is it cheating if you're passed around
the cell block like a peace pipe?
:52:05
Because that is what's on the docket
for you if you don't go and ask her out.
:52:10
Okay, Dave?
:52:12
Oh, God.
:52:18
That's my boy.
:52:24
Excuse me.
:52:27
I was wondering if I could buy you
a drink. I see that you have a drink...
:52:30
...but I could get you another
when you're through with that one.
:52:35
Bite me.
:52:38
Nice meeting you. Okay.
:52:45
Can you guess why she rejected you?
:52:47
she wanted to be like the 2000 other
girls who said that to me growing up?
:52:51
No. self-hypnotic negative imagery.
:52:54
Confidence is the key
to winning a young lady's attention.
:52:59
Now, listen to me very carefully.