:52:00
I'm not a cheater.
:52:02
Is it cheating if you're passed around
the cell block like a peace pipe?
:52:05
Because that is what's on the docket
for you if you don't go and ask her out.
:52:10
Okay, Dave?
:52:12
Oh, God.
:52:18
That's my boy.
:52:24
Excuse me.
:52:27
I was wondering if I could buy you
a drink. I see that you have a drink...
:52:30
...but I could get you another
when you're through with that one.
:52:35
Bite me.
:52:38
Nice meeting you. Okay.
:52:45
Can you guess why she rejected you?
:52:47
she wanted to be like the 2000 other
girls who said that to me growing up?
:52:51
No. self-hypnotic negative imagery.
:52:54
Confidence is the key
to winning a young lady's attention.
:52:59
Now, listen to me very carefully.
:53:01
-Approach Miss Thing again.
-No.
:53:03
With confidence.
:53:05
And if she says no this time...
:53:07
...I will admit that I am a failure
as a therapist...
:53:10
...and release you from my program.
:53:12
You'll release me from your program?
:53:24
Just go over there
and repeat the following...
:53:26
...verbatim:
:53:28
I'm sorry I was so rude before...
:53:31
...but it's difficult for me
to express myself...
:53:34
...when I'm on the verge of exploding
in my pants.
:53:42
-Get out of here.
-Trust me, Dave.
:53:44
If you are calm as well as witty,
she will respond.
:53:48
Witty went out the window with
the pants explosion thing, thanks.
:53:51
My offer stands.
:53:57
so if I repeat that crazy shit...