:57:01
He was probably just nervous
because you're beautiful and....
:57:05
Anyways, you're not a porker.
You're the un-porker.
:57:08
You're sizzlean.
:57:12
-You're so sweet, Dave.
-Well, you're sweet, Kendra.
:57:16
Thanks for having me here.
He said her name was Rose.
:57:20
Rose.
:57:23
Rose Rydell. Rose Rydell.
Rose Rydell.
:57:26
Rose Rydell! I got it!
:57:32
Kendra...
:57:34
...even though I'd love to see you
take that bra off...
:57:38
...because it represents a team
I've hated my entire life...
:57:42
...I think you gotta keep it on.
:57:44
Why?
:57:46
Because I got a girlfriend.
:57:51
I'm not a child, Dave.
:57:53
If you think I'm a porker, then just
come right out and say it.
:57:57
No. I don't think you're a porker.
:57:58
Then why when the idea of sleeping
with me comes up...
:58:01
...do you all of a sudden
have a "girlfriend"?
:58:04
Because I do. I do. I have a girlfriend.
:58:06
said the liar to the beached whale!
:58:08
You're not a beached whale.
:58:10
If anything, you could even
gain a few pounds.
:58:13
so now I'm too skinny for you?
:58:16
No. I didn't mean that.
:58:17
-ls this what you want, Dave?
-No.
:58:20
If I put on a few pounds...
:58:22
...will you be able to stifle your vomit
long enough to have sex with me?!
:58:26
Holy shit.
:58:27
Are you such a hot stud
that you'll break me in two?!
:58:31
You're angry right now. Wanna sing?
Do you know "l Feel Pretty"?
:58:35
-Get out! Get out!
-stop!
:58:37
Get out!
:58:39
Get out!!
:58:41
Porker!
:58:42
Fatty!
:58:44
No!!
:58:59
How did it go, pal?