1:16:00
-Two of the usual, Duke.
-Coming right up, Dr. B.
1:16:02
You're the biggest backstabbing
piece of crap I ever met.
1:16:06
What are you saying?
1:16:07
I'm trying to give you a hand.
It's my job.
1:16:09
Bullshit!
Your job is to steal my girlfriend?!
1:16:12
My job is trying to prevent
Mr. Andrew...
1:16:15
...from unleashing the Whopper
with Cheese.
1:16:18
That's right. since you've
been out of the picture...
1:16:21
...Andrew's been burning up the wires
night and day...
1:16:24
...trying to rekindle those
hotsie-totsie nights up at Brown U.
1:16:27
-How would you know?
-You think I only tapped your phone?
1:16:30
What was she saying?
1:16:32
The good news is, I already launched
a preemptive strike.
1:16:35
Now the situation is contained.
1:16:38
You and I control the game.
1:16:40
How?
1:16:41
I will be uncharacteristically
aggressively boring.
1:16:45
I keep talking about myself,
acting arrogant and obnoxious.
1:16:49
When Linda sees what
the dating world is really like...
1:16:52
...then guess who comes out
smelling like a white mushroom?
1:16:59
-You swear to me this will work?
-The ball's already up in the air.
1:17:03
Incidentally, nice move
bringing the girls.
1:17:06
Very strong. Come on.
1:17:09
I'll see you at home
in a half-hour, keed.
1:17:14
That's 25 dollars, pal.
1:17:17
We don't....
1:17:51
Where were you? It's 1 :00.
1:17:53
When you hear what happened, you'll
bow down and worship me like a god.
1:17:57
-Better be good. Give it to me.
-Okay.
1:17:59
After dinner, she insisted we go home.
so we hop on the bus--