1:15:01
I'm supposed to date other people
so I figured I'd give it a try.
1:15:09
Gina, can you stop sucking
on stacy's finger for one second?
1:15:13
I want to introduce you to somebody.
1:15:15
-stacy, Gina, this is Linda.
-Nice to meet you.
1:15:19
And I'd like you to meet my date.
1:15:22
Ladies, this is Buddy Rydell.
1:15:25
-Look, Dave, it's Buddy.
-I see.
1:15:28
-You know stacy and Gina?
-Yes, yes, I do.
1:15:31
We're in Dave's anger group.
Fury Fighters!
1:15:35
Well, gee whiz.
Here's your Rémy, Linda.
1:15:38
This is a bit awkward.
1:15:40
I mean, group members...
1:15:41
...are not supposed to get
romantically involved.
1:15:44
-Yeah! I agree with that.
-You know that.
1:15:47
I'd like to talk to you alone
for a second.
1:15:50
There's a rage control technique l'd
like to go over with you right now.
1:15:54
Of course. Excuse me--
1:15:57
What?
1:16:00
-Two of the usual, Duke.
-Coming right up, Dr. B.
1:16:02
You're the biggest backstabbing
piece of crap I ever met.
1:16:06
What are you saying?
1:16:07
I'm trying to give you a hand.
It's my job.
1:16:09
Bullshit!
Your job is to steal my girlfriend?!
1:16:12
My job is trying to prevent
Mr. Andrew...
1:16:15
...from unleashing the Whopper
with Cheese.
1:16:18
That's right. since you've
been out of the picture...
1:16:21
...Andrew's been burning up the wires
night and day...
1:16:24
...trying to rekindle those
hotsie-totsie nights up at Brown U.
1:16:27
-How would you know?
-You think I only tapped your phone?
1:16:30
What was she saying?
1:16:32
The good news is, I already launched
a preemptive strike.
1:16:35
Now the situation is contained.
1:16:38
You and I control the game.
1:16:40
How?
1:16:41
I will be uncharacteristically
aggressively boring.
1:16:45
I keep talking about myself,
acting arrogant and obnoxious.
1:16:49
When Linda sees what
the dating world is really like...
1:16:52
...then guess who comes out
smelling like a white mushroom?
1:16:59
-You swear to me this will work?
-The ball's already up in the air.