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:03:06
Wow.
:03:12
Oh, my.
What a darling photo.

:03:15
Are you certain you only want
the single?

:03:17
Additional photos come in handy
as gifts for Grandma and Grandpa

:03:20
or as a wonderful remembrance
for friends.

:03:22
Gee.
You know what?

:03:23
This one, I think it's more
than enough.

:03:25
Thanks.
Merry Christmas.

:03:29
So, what do you want,
little girl?

:03:31
A drum set.
:03:33
Oh, the old man will love that.
:03:35
Okay. Fine.
See you later.

:03:46
I saw you at another mall.
:03:48
Well, I'm very happy for you.
:03:50
You're not really Santa.
:03:52
If you were Santa,
you could do magic.

:03:54
You want to see some magic?
:03:57
Here.
Let's watch you disappear.

:04:00
Watch the bladder, kid.
Santa's got to pee.

:04:02
-What do you want?
-A new bike.

:04:04
Wow. That's a new one.
Excellent.

:04:06
Attention, shoppers.
:04:08
The store will be closing
in five minutes.

:04:09
We hope tomorrow is
a pleasant Christmas.

:04:11
Thank you for shopping with us.
:04:12
-Is that it?
-Yeah, that's the last one.

:04:15
Thank the fuck Christ.
:04:18
Jesus, Mother Mary, and Joseph.
:04:20
You pissed yourself.
:04:27
Aw, Jesus.
:04:31
Yeah, all right.
:04:32
Yeah.
:04:35
Hey, happy holidays.
All right.

:04:38
Merry Christmas.
:04:40
Happy holidays.
:04:42
Get home safe.
:04:43
Yeah, okay.
:04:45
I don't care what he says.
:04:46
-We're going out for a beer.
-What the fuck?

:04:49
I'll get right back to you.
:04:51
What the hell's wrong with you?
I'm trying to fucking leave.

:04:53
Pants are awful baggy.
:04:55
You got anything in there?
:04:57
Yeah. My dick.
You want to see it?


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