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:04:00
Watch the bladder, kid.
Santa's got to pee.

:04:02
-What do you want?
-A new bike.

:04:04
Wow. That's a new one.
Excellent.

:04:06
Attention, shoppers.
:04:08
The store will be closing
in five minutes.

:04:09
We hope tomorrow is
a pleasant Christmas.

:04:11
Thank you for shopping with us.
:04:12
-Is that it?
-Yeah, that's the last one.

:04:15
Thank the fuck Christ.
:04:18
Jesus, Mother Mary, and Joseph.
:04:20
You pissed yourself.
:04:27
Aw, Jesus.
:04:31
Yeah, all right.
:04:32
Yeah.
:04:35
Hey, happy holidays.
All right.

:04:38
Merry Christmas.
:04:40
Happy holidays.
:04:42
Get home safe.
:04:43
Yeah, okay.
:04:45
I don't care what he says.
:04:46
-We're going out for a beer.
-What the fuck?

:04:49
I'll get right back to you.
:04:51
What the hell's wrong with you?
I'm trying to fucking leave.

:04:53
Pants are awful baggy.
:04:55
You got anything in there?
:04:57
Yeah. My dick.
You want to see it?

:05:01
Keep pushing me.
:05:03
I got my eyes on you.
:05:05
All the time.

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