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:15:01
Here you go, sweetie.
:15:05
I got something
for your pretty ass.

:15:07
-You do?
-Yeah.

:15:12
Wow. $5.
:15:14
Thanks.
:15:20
I gotta listen to my messages,
and you need to take a shower.

:15:24
I'm a dancer.
I sweat.

:15:27
Yeah, well, you smell like
a bum's nut sac.

:15:29
Fuck you.
:15:35
Message one.
:15:39
Mr. Soke?
:15:40
This is Andrew Kaplan again,
from the collection agency.

:15:44
Message two.
:15:47
This is Dolores Axelrod.
:15:49
You ran into my car last week.
:15:51
I called State Farm,
:15:53
but they have no record
of any insurance policy for you.

:15:56
In case you misplaced it,
my phone number is 4 --

:15:59
Message three.
:16:01
Willie, it's Marcus.
It's that time of year again.

:16:04
Pack your shit.
Phoenix.

:16:07
Oh, the weather outside
is frightful

:16:11
But the fire
is so delightful

:16:15
And since we've no place
to go

:16:18
Let it snow, let it snow,
let it snow

:16:21
Man, it doesn't show signs
of stopping

:16:25
And I brought me some corn
for popping

:16:29
The lights are turned
way down low

:16:32
Let it snow, let it snow
:16:43
Jesus Christ!
:16:45
Can you maybe keep it together
for just 10 minutes?

:16:55
Harrison, just let me explain,
please. Financially --

:16:58
Well, you get what you paid for,
Chipeska.


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