:16:01
Willie, it's Marcus.
It's that time of year again.
:16:04
Pack your shit.
Phoenix.
:16:07
Oh, the weather outside
is frightful
:16:11
But the fire
is so delightful
:16:15
And since we've no place
to go
:16:18
Let it snow, let it snow,
let it snow
:16:21
Man, it doesn't show signs
of stopping
:16:25
And I brought me some corn
for popping
:16:29
The lights are turned
way down low
:16:32
Let it snow, let it snow
:16:43
Jesus Christ!
:16:45
Can you maybe keep it together
for just 10 minutes?
:16:55
Harrison, just let me explain,
please. Financially --
:16:58
Well, you get what you paid for,
Chipeska.
:17:00
Five Christmases I've been here.
:17:02
You flip me for some stranger
who'll do it for peanuts
:17:04
and who happens to work
with a real midget.
:17:06
Nobody cares.
Nobody comes here for the elf.
:17:09
Santa's the attraction.
:17:10
I do Burl lves songs.
:17:11
Does this schmo
even play guitar?
:17:13
Look, Harrison, it's not about
the money or the midget.
:17:17
Believe me, if it was, I --
:17:19
I don't think they like
"midget."
:17:20
I think you're supposed to
call them...
:17:22
Oh, just forget it.
:17:26
Hacks!
:17:28
Hi.
:17:29
Bob Chipeska.
Welcome.
:17:32
Great photo and résumé,
by the way.
:17:34
Thanks.
:17:35
We've been at this
a long time and all.
:17:37
We'd like to think we do
a good job.
:17:39
I'm so glad you guys could
come in on such short notice.
:17:41
I must say,
your look is just sensational.
:17:44
Thanks.
:17:45
We've been at this for years.
You got nothing to worry about.
:17:48
You two are the best men
for this job, truly.
:17:51
So don't let his unpleasantness
affect your performance.
:17:54
-Oh, no. We're fine.
-Performance?
:17:56
Yes. Uh, your performance.
You know, the, um...
:17:59
Performance, like sexual?