:17:00
Five Christmases I've been here.
:17:02
You flip me for some stranger
who'll do it for peanuts
:17:04
and who happens to work
with a real midget.
:17:06
Nobody cares.
Nobody comes here for the elf.
:17:09
Santa's the attraction.
:17:10
I do Burl lves songs.
:17:11
Does this schmo
even play guitar?
:17:13
Look, Harrison, it's not about
the money or the midget.
:17:17
Believe me, if it was, I --
:17:19
I don't think they like
"midget."
:17:20
I think you're supposed to
call them...
:17:22
Oh, just forget it.
:17:26
Hacks!
:17:28
Hi.
:17:29
Bob Chipeska.
Welcome.
:17:32
Great photo and résumé,
by the way.
:17:34
Thanks.
:17:35
We've been at this
a long time and all.
:17:37
We'd like to think we do
a good job.
:17:39
I'm so glad you guys could
come in on such short notice.
:17:41
I must say,
your look is just sensational.
:17:44
Thanks.
:17:45
We've been at this for years.
You got nothing to worry about.
:17:48
You two are the best men
for this job, truly.
:17:51
So don't let his unpleasantness
affect your performance.
:17:54
-Oh, no. We're fine.
-Performance?
:17:56
Yes. Uh, your performance.
You know, the, um...
:17:59
Performance, like sexual?
:18:02
-Excuse me?
-Willie.
:18:04
Are you saying there's
something wrong with my gear?
:18:06
Is that what you're saying?
:18:07
-I'm sorry. Your gear?
-Willie.
:18:09
My fuck stick.
:18:12
Hey, Willie.
Take a seat.
:18:14
You know how
your blood sugar is.
:18:16
He's not going to say "fuck
stick" in front of the children?
:18:19
No, no, no.
It's a joke.
:18:21
An adult joke for us adults.
:18:25
It's a joke.
Just a joke.
:18:33
"Fuck stick"?
:18:34
Yes. I thought it was
very strange, too.
:18:37
So, as our security chief,
:18:40
I wanted you to be aware.
:18:42
But his little friend promised
he wouldn't say it
:18:44
in front of the children,
which is fine.
:18:46
Because, you know,
there is an adult world
:18:50
and a child's world,
and that's okay.
:18:52
I'm no censor.
:18:54
"Little friend"?
:18:55
Yes, he happens to be a dwarf.
:18:58
Or midget.