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:18:02
-Excuse me?
-Willie.

:18:04
Are you saying there's
something wrong with my gear?

:18:06
Is that what you're saying?
:18:07
-I'm sorry. Your gear?
-Willie.

:18:09
My fuck stick.
:18:12
Hey, Willie.
Take a seat.

:18:14
You know how
your blood sugar is.

:18:16
He's not going to say "fuck
stick" in front of the children?

:18:19
No, no, no.
It's a joke.

:18:21
An adult joke for us adults.
:18:25
It's a joke.
Just a joke.

:18:33
"Fuck stick"?
:18:34
Yes. I thought it was
very strange, too.

:18:37
So, as our security chief,
:18:40
I wanted you to be aware.
:18:42
But his little friend promised
he wouldn't say it

:18:44
in front of the children,
which is fine.

:18:46
Because, you know,
there is an adult world

:18:50
and a child's world,
and that's okay.

:18:52
I'm no censor.
:18:54
"Little friend"?
:18:55
Yes, he happens to be a dwarf.
:18:58
Or midget.
:19:01
I don't know
what he's called exactly.

:19:03
But, uh, he's a little guy.
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Little Billy Barty.
God rest.

:19:10
But thin fingers.
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Not the fat sausage fingers.
:19:17
"Little people."
That's what they like.

:19:19
Yes. Uh, right.
Little people.

:19:23
So "fuck stick."
That's it?

:19:26
Yeah.
:19:33
Merry Christmas!
Santa's coming. Yay!

:19:36
Merry Christmas!
Santa's coming. Yay!

:19:39
Merry Christmas!
:19:47
Have you seen that new Santa
they just hired?

:19:49
Yeah.
He's back there drunk.

:19:55
He's coming, guys.
Santa will be here real soon.


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