:26:03
Fuck me, Santa.
Fuck me, Santa.
:26:05
Fuck me, Santa. Fuck me, Santa.
Fuck me, Santa. Fuck me, Santa.
:26:08
Fuck me, Santa.
Fuck me, Santa!
:26:10
Can't I at least take
this hat off?
:26:11
No. I love the hat.
:26:13
Okay.
:26:15
Whoo!
:26:22
I've always had a thing
for Santa Claus.
:26:26
In case you didn't notice.
:26:28
It's like some deep-seated
childhood thing.
:26:31
So is my thing for tits.
:26:33
Yeah.
It is like that, though.
:26:35
From when you're a kid.
:26:37
'Cause my dad was Jewish,
and we didn't have Christmas.
:26:39
So it was like
this forbidden thing.
:26:47
So...
:26:51
I like you.
:26:54
Don't mothball that suit.
:27:03
What the fuck?
:27:04
I am not gay.
:27:07
-What the hell, buddy?
-Buddy?
:27:09
I said I am not gay.
:27:11
Are you off your fucking meds
or something?
:27:15
Yes.
:27:16
But that isn't
what this is about.
:27:19
You're as queer as a $10 bill.
:27:21
Let me tell you something,
motherfucker.
:27:23
My brother lost a goddamn arm
fighting you fuckers in Vietnam.
:27:27
So I want you to look at my face
one last fucking time.
:27:30
This is the last thing you're
ever gonna see before I --
:27:33
Elf fucker!
:27:34
-Motherfucker!
-Turn around, elf fucker.
:27:36
Who's the bitch now,
Santy Claus? Huh?
:27:39
Faggy Claus!
Faggy!
:27:40
Leave Santa alone!
:27:42
Little boy, don't interfere.
I am doing this for all of us.
:27:45
Leave Santa alone!
:27:51
Ass clown.