:27:03
What the fuck?
:27:04
I am not gay.
:27:07
-What the hell, buddy?
-Buddy?
:27:09
I said I am not gay.
:27:11
Are you off your fucking meds
or something?
:27:15
Yes.
:27:16
But that isn't
what this is about.
:27:19
You're as queer as a $10 bill.
:27:21
Let me tell you something,
motherfucker.
:27:23
My brother lost a goddamn arm
fighting you fuckers in Vietnam.
:27:27
So I want you to look at my face
one last fucking time.
:27:30
This is the last thing you're
ever gonna see before I --
:27:33
Elf fucker!
:27:34
-Motherfucker!
-Turn around, elf fucker.
:27:36
Who's the bitch now,
Santy Claus? Huh?
:27:39
Faggy Claus!
Faggy!
:27:40
Leave Santa alone!
:27:42
Little boy, don't interfere.
I am doing this for all of us.
:27:45
Leave Santa alone!
:27:51
Ass clown.
:28:00
Hey, you're that kid.
:28:04
What the fuck are you
doing here?
:28:19
This one fucking time
I take you home, okay?
:28:22
Uh-huh.
:28:23
I'm not your fucking dada.
:28:24
Uh-huh.
:28:28
It's not like you helped me
with that nutjob or anything.
:28:31
-Uh-huh.
-You're the right height.
:28:32
You're right there
to grab his balls.
:28:35
-You could twist them.
-Why do you need a car?
:28:37
-What?
-This car.
:28:40
Which turn is it?
:28:41
Sage Terrace.
Where's your sleigh?
:28:44
It's in the shop,
getting repaired.
:28:46
-Where are the reindeer?
-I stabled them.
:28:48
Is it left or right?
:28:50
That way.
:28:51
Where's the stable?
:28:52
-Next to the shop.
-How do they sleep?
:28:55
Who? The reindeer?
Standing up.
:28:57
But the noise.
How do they sleep?
:28:58
-What noise?
-From the shop.