Bad Santa
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:28:00
Hey, you're that kid.
:28:04
What the fuck are you
doing here?

:28:19
This one fucking time
I take you home, okay?

:28:22
Uh-huh.
:28:23
I'm not your fucking dada.
:28:24
Uh-huh.
:28:28
It's not like you helped me
with that nutjob or anything.

:28:31
-Uh-huh.
-You're the right height.

:28:32
You're right there
to grab his balls.

:28:35
-You could twist them.
-Why do you need a car?

:28:37
-What?
-This car.

:28:40
Which turn is it?
:28:41
Sage Terrace.
Where's your sleigh?

:28:44
It's in the shop,
getting repaired.

:28:46
-Where are the reindeer?
-I stabled them.

:28:48
Is it left or right?
:28:50
That way.
:28:51
Where's the stable?
:28:52
-Next to the shop.
-How do they sleep?

:28:55
Who? The reindeer?
Standing up.

:28:57
But the noise.
How do they sleep?

:28:58
-What noise?
-From the shop.

:29:02
They only work during the day,
all right?

:29:04
I thought it was always night
at the North Pole.

:29:06
Well, not now.
Right now it's always day.

:29:08
Then how do they sleep?
:29:09
-Oh, shit. Sage Terrace.
:29:11
What is it with you? Somebody
drop you on your fucking head?

:29:15
On my head?
:29:16
Are they gonna drop you
on somebody else's head?

:29:19
How can they drop me
onto my own head?

:29:21
No, not onto your...
Would...

:29:23
God damn it!
Are you fucking with me?

:29:30
Okay.
Which house is it?

:29:32
That one.
:29:34
With Jesus and his family
there or what?

:29:36
No.
The one beside that.

:29:37
-Right here?
-Yeah. That one.

:29:39
All right.
:29:49
Nice digs.
:29:52
Is Daddy home?
:29:54
He's on an adventure,
exploring mountains.

:29:56
He's been gone a long time.
:29:57
Exploring mountains, huh?
How long is he gonna be gone?


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