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:29:02
They only work during the day,
all right?

:29:04
I thought it was always night
at the North Pole.

:29:06
Well, not now.
Right now it's always day.

:29:08
Then how do they sleep?
:29:09
-Oh, shit. Sage Terrace.
:29:11
What is it with you? Somebody
drop you on your fucking head?

:29:15
On my head?
:29:16
Are they gonna drop you
on somebody else's head?

:29:19
How can they drop me
onto my own head?

:29:21
No, not onto your...
Would...

:29:23
God damn it!
Are you fucking with me?

:29:30
Okay.
Which house is it?

:29:32
That one.
:29:34
With Jesus and his family
there or what?

:29:36
No.
The one beside that.

:29:37
-Right here?
-Yeah. That one.

:29:39
All right.
:29:49
Nice digs.
:29:52
Is Daddy home?
:29:54
He's on an adventure,
exploring mountains.

:29:56
He's been gone a long time.
:29:57
Exploring mountains, huh?
How long is he gonna be gone?

:30:01
Till next year.
:30:02
Yeah?
What about Mommy?

:30:03
She lives in God's house with
Jesus and Mary and the ghost

:30:07
and the long-eared donkey and
Joseph and the talking walnut.

:30:11
Well, who the fuck takes care
of you, then?

:30:13
Grandma.
:30:14
Yeah?
What's her name?

:30:15
Grandma.
:30:18
Is Granny spry?
:30:24
Everybody!
:30:25
D-O-L-E, Dole
:30:27
Banana shuffle
:30:29
Grandma? Grandma?
:30:32
Santa's here.
:30:34
Oh, Roger.
You're home.

:30:37
Are you spry?
:30:40
Let me fix you some sandwiches.
:30:50
Are you telling me
she's the only one here?

:30:54
Nobody else?
:30:55
No aunts or cousins or uncles
or anything like that?

:30:58
A butler or security guard
or something?


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