Bad Santa
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:30:01
Till next year.
:30:02
Yeah?
What about Mommy?

:30:03
She lives in God's house with
Jesus and Mary and the ghost

:30:07
and the long-eared donkey and
Joseph and the talking walnut.

:30:11
Well, who the fuck takes care
of you, then?

:30:13
Grandma.
:30:14
Yeah?
What's her name?

:30:15
Grandma.
:30:18
Is Granny spry?
:30:24
Everybody!
:30:25
D-O-L-E, Dole
:30:27
Banana shuffle
:30:29
Grandma? Grandma?
:30:32
Santa's here.
:30:34
Oh, Roger.
You're home.

:30:37
Are you spry?
:30:40
Let me fix you some sandwiches.
:30:50
Are you telling me
she's the only one here?

:30:54
Nobody else?
:30:55
No aunts or cousins or uncles
or anything like that?

:30:58
A butler or security guard
or something?

:31:00
Nuh-unh.
:31:03
You're shitting me.
:31:07
Does your daddy have a safe?
:31:15
Need money to fix your sleigh?
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Exactly.
:31:24
You want milk and cookies?
:31:26
No.
:31:27
Should I fix you
some sandwiches?

:31:28
Unh-unh.
:31:30
Does your daddy have a car?
:31:36
Bye, Santa!
:31:40
First comes the stocking
of little Nell

:31:44
Dear old Santa,
fill it well

:31:50
Oh, my!
:31:55
Keep going.
-Jesus!

:31:57
Ohh!
:31:59
Oh, God!

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