Bad Santa
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:31:00
Nuh-unh.
:31:03
You're shitting me.
:31:07
Does your daddy have a safe?
:31:15
Need money to fix your sleigh?
:31:17
Exactly.
:31:24
You want milk and cookies?
:31:26
No.
:31:27
Should I fix you
some sandwiches?

:31:28
Unh-unh.
:31:30
Does your daddy have a car?
:31:36
Bye, Santa!
:31:40
First comes the stocking
of little Nell

:31:44
Dear old Santa,
fill it well

:31:50
Oh, my!
:31:55
Keep going.
-Jesus!

:31:57
Ohh!
:31:59
Oh, God!
:32:02
Ooh!
:32:03
Oh, Zena!
Oh, Mary!

:32:06
Keep it going.
:32:07
Jesus Christ!
:32:09
Yeah, baby.
Yeah, baby.

:32:11
You ain't gonna
shit right for a week.

:32:13
Oh!
:32:14
-Yeah, buddy!
-Yeah!

:32:16
-Whoo!
:32:22
It won't happen again.
I can promise you that.

:32:24
Willie here has low blood sugar.
That's all.

:32:27
That's right.
I forgot to take my pill.

:32:30
It's not just the swearing.
:32:33
Um...
:32:35
Forgive me for prying.
:32:38
But did one of you, um...
:32:41
fornicate...
:32:42
Fornicate?
:32:44
Yes, with a heavyset woman
in the Big & Tall dressing room.

:32:47
Look, I've boned a lot
of fat chicks in my time, sure.

:32:50
But as far as I can recall,
I've never fornicated anybody.

:32:55
Yes, well, even still,
:32:56
I think it's best for
all parties considered if we --

:32:59
If we what?

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