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Ooh!
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Oh, Zena!
Oh, Mary!

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Keep it going.
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Jesus Christ!
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Yeah, baby.
Yeah, baby.

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You ain't gonna
shit right for a week.

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Oh!
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-Yeah, buddy!
-Yeah!

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-Whoo!
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It won't happen again.
I can promise you that.

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Willie here has low blood sugar.
That's all.

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That's right.
I forgot to take my pill.

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It's not just the swearing.
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Um...
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Forgive me for prying.
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But did one of you, um...
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fornicate...
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Fornicate?
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Yes, with a heavyset woman
in the Big & Tall dressing room.

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Look, I've boned a lot
of fat chicks in my time, sure.

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But as far as I can recall,
I've never fornicated anybody.

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Yes, well, even still,
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I think it's best for
all parties considered if we --

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If we what?
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Well, I have someone else
interested in the position.

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Before you do something stupid,
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you may want to think
about this shit.

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What are you talking about?
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I'm talking about firing
a little black midget.

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A colored, African-American
small person.

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That's what I'm talking about.
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I'm talking about your face
all over goddamn "USA Today."

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I'm talking about 150
of these little motherfuckers

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all over the sidewalk out there.
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Little picket signs,
chanting and raving.

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Using little bullhorns
and shit like that.

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Screaming and hollering
your name out.

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Unfair practices.
Get me?

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No. No, no.
This is not a handicap thing.

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I have nothing
against you people.

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"You people"?
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Did you hear that, Marcus?
He said, "You people."

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Who the hell is "us people"?
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Wait. Wait.
No, no.

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I -- You don't under--
What?

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He...
No, no.

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Um, you know, I think it's best
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if we just forget we had
this conversation.


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