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:37:25
Shit.
:37:27
Hey, Opal.
Come here.

:37:29
Unh-unh.
:37:31
Screw you, Willie,
your kinky ass.

:37:33
Last time I didn't shit right
for a week.

:37:34
No, it's not that.
I need to talk to you.

:37:38
I'm just tired of you, Willie.
:37:41
Ooh.
:37:45
Who the fuck is in my room?
:37:47
Did you see somebody
go in my room?

:37:49
Yeah.
Some guy asking about you.

:37:51
Looked like a cop.
:37:52
Oh, shit.
:37:55
Marcus, it's Willie.
:37:56
I just got back to the motel.
:37:58
Some guy is nosing around
in my room.

:38:01
What guy?
You get a look at him?

:38:02
No.
But I think he's a cop, though.

:38:04
Think somebody's onto us?
:38:05
Is there anything in the room?
Anything professional?

:38:08
No, I just got clothes in there.
:38:09
Just ditch, you idiot.
:38:10
You got anywhere to sack out
for a while?

:38:14
-Santa!
-Yeah.

:38:15
You're bringing
my present early?

:38:17
No.
:38:19
But I never told you
what I wanted.

:38:21
I said I didn't bring it,
dipshit.

:38:24
Okay. Good.
:38:26
I want a stuffed elephant.
A pink one.

:38:29
Wish in one hand,
shit in the other one.

:38:31
See which one fills up first.
:38:34
Okay.
:38:35
So I'm gonna be staying here
for a while.

:38:37
Things are all fucked up
at the North Pole.

:38:40
Mrs. Santa caught me
fucking her sister.

:38:42
And I'm out on my ass now.
:38:45
She got half of everything.
:38:47
This is gonna be cool.
:38:49
This will do fine.
:38:57
So I'm gonna be crashing here.
:38:59
It will be just you and me,
like roommates, you know?


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