Bad Santa
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:38:01
What guy?
You get a look at him?

:38:02
No.
But I think he's a cop, though.

:38:04
Think somebody's onto us?
:38:05
Is there anything in the room?
Anything professional?

:38:08
No, I just got clothes in there.
:38:09
Just ditch, you idiot.
:38:10
You got anywhere to sack out
for a while?

:38:14
-Santa!
-Yeah.

:38:15
You're bringing
my present early?

:38:17
No.
:38:19
But I never told you
what I wanted.

:38:21
I said I didn't bring it,
dipshit.

:38:24
Okay. Good.
:38:26
I want a stuffed elephant.
A pink one.

:38:29
Wish in one hand,
shit in the other one.

:38:31
See which one fills up first.
:38:34
Okay.
:38:35
So I'm gonna be staying here
for a while.

:38:37
Things are all fucked up
at the North Pole.

:38:40
Mrs. Santa caught me
fucking her sister.

:38:42
And I'm out on my ass now.
:38:45
She got half of everything.
:38:47
This is gonna be cool.
:38:49
This will do fine.
:38:57
So I'm gonna be crashing here.
:38:59
It will be just you and me,
like roommates, you know?

:39:02
Do you and Mrs. Santa have kids?
:39:04
No.
Thank the fuck Christ.

:39:06
What about the elves?
:39:08
Well, they stay with Mrs. Santa.
:39:11
I get them on the weekends.
:39:13
Why don't you go run me a bath?
:39:19
What about the reindeer?
:39:21
Would you please shut up
about reindeer?

:39:25
What are their names?
:39:26
Who?
:39:27
The elves.
:39:29
Oh, shit.
I can't remember.

:39:30
I think one of them is Sneezy.
There's a Dopey.

:39:32
That's the Seven Dwarfs.
:39:34
Oh, you're shitting me.
:39:36
I thought...
I was thinking it was the...

:39:39
I don't know.
Fuck, kid.

:39:41
I just call them, "bub."
:39:43
I say, "Hey, bub" or "chief"
or whatever the fuck.

:39:45
I tell him to make
the goddamn toy.

:39:47
What the fuck is wrong
with you?

:39:49
I can't remember this shit!
:39:51
Does everything with you
have to be a fucking test?

:39:56
How old are they?

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