:39:02
Do you and Mrs. Santa have kids?
:39:04
No.
Thank the fuck Christ.
:39:06
What about the elves?
:39:08
Well, they stay with Mrs. Santa.
:39:11
I get them on the weekends.
:39:13
Why don't you go run me a bath?
:39:19
What about the reindeer?
:39:21
Would you please shut up
about reindeer?
:39:25
What are their names?
:39:26
Who?
:39:27
The elves.
:39:29
Oh, shit.
I can't remember.
:39:30
I think one of them is Sneezy.
There's a Dopey.
:39:32
That's the Seven Dwarfs.
:39:34
Oh, you're shitting me.
:39:36
I thought...
I was thinking it was the...
:39:39
I don't know.
Fuck, kid.
:39:41
I just call them, "bub."
:39:43
I say, "Hey, bub" or "chief"
or whatever the fuck.
:39:45
I tell him to make
the goddamn toy.
:39:47
What the fuck is wrong
with you?
:39:49
I can't remember this shit!
:39:51
Does everything with you
have to be a fucking test?
:39:56
How old are they?
:40:03
You want cookies?
:40:06
No.
:40:07
Warm milk?
:40:08
No.
:40:09
Should I fix you
some sandwiches?
:40:11
I don't want
any fucking sandwiches.
:40:13
What is it with you
and fixing fucking sandwiches?
:40:15
Okay.
Do you want anything else?
:40:18
No.
:40:21
Okay.
:40:31
Santa?
:40:38
What?
:40:40
I brought you some orange juice.
:40:45
What's in it?
:40:46
Oranges.
:40:51
Look what I have.
:40:53
An Advent calendar.
:40:55
What the hell is that?
:40:56
It's the story of Christmas,
but in a calendar.