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:43:02
He lives with his drooling-ass
old grandmother.

:43:05
Sits in front of the TV
all the time.

:43:07
You think she's gonna
rat me out?

:43:09
She don't know her ass
from last Tuesday.

:43:12
You fuck her?
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Jesus Christ.
:43:16
Is everything fucking sex
with you?

:43:18
With me?
I fuck one person.

:43:20
I ain't out there
serial fornicating,

:43:22
trying to float my liver,
drinking myself silly

:43:24
'cause I can't stand
what a piece of shit I am.

:43:27
What are you,
Sigmund Sawed-off Fucking Freud?

:43:30
Yeah, that's right.
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Go ahead.
Talk about my height.

:43:33
Make it about something safe
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'cause you're
an emotional cripple.

:43:37
Your soul is dog shit.
:43:39
Every single fucking thing
about you is ugly.

:43:48
Come on, Lois.
Let's get out of here.

:44:00
Look who's here, Jimmy.
It's Santa.

:44:04
That's fucking great.
:44:06
Let's tell him what you want
for Christmas.

:44:09
Fuck.
:44:13
I'm on my fucking
lunch break, okay?

:44:17
Are you insane?
:44:19
Management's gonna hear
about this.

:44:21
You think that's a threat?
:44:24
If you think you can make my
life any worse, go right ahead.

:44:27
Be my fucking guest.
Take a shot.

:44:39
It's the most wonderful time
of the year

:44:45
With the kids
jingle-belling

:44:47
And everyone telling you,
"Be of good cheer"

:44:52
It's the most wonderful time
of the year

:44:59
Just looking.

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