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:47:09
King me.
:47:13
Son of a bitch!
:47:15
You lousy, cheating little shit!
:47:21
You're fucking with me!
You did that on purpose.

:47:24
You play like the dead lice
are falling off of you,

:47:27
and then suddenly, you're like
Seabiscuit all over the place.

:47:30
You're a smartass,
is what you are, kid.

:47:33
Want to play again?
:47:40
Howdy.
Herb Gunner.

:47:41
I live two streets over
on Burning Trail Road.

:47:44
I don't think we've met.
:47:48
I'm Uncle Willie.
:47:50
I'm organizing the decorations
for the subdivision this year.

:47:52
-You mind if I come in?
-Yeah.

:47:55
I mean yeah, I mind.
:47:57
Okay. Uh...
:47:59
Will you be participating in our
luminarias program this year?

:48:05
-What the hell is a lunamaria?
-They're luminarias.

:48:08
Small sacks filled with
about a pound of sand each.

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We insert a candle
in the middle, light it,

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and the bag glows.
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Then we line
all the sidewalks here

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all around the neighborhood.
:48:18
You see, we don't celebrate
Christmas around here, so...

:48:22
We're, uh, we're Muslims.
:48:25
Look, it's my first year
running this.

:48:28
I'd like it if there weren't
any gaps in it.

:48:30
What if I come by
Christmas Eve and do it for you?

:48:33
No, you know what?
You don't have to do that.

:48:35
Yeah, me and the kid here,
we'll do something.

:48:38
Great.
I got the supplies.

:48:39
-I'll throw them in the garage.
-Perfect.

:48:40
Awesome.
:48:42
Going in the garage,
just so you know.

:48:44
You can make
a delicious six-pound chicken.

:48:48
Enough hot dogs and sausages
to feed a small army.

:48:51
Not one, but two delicious
rotisserie chickens.

:48:54
Fuck me, Santa. Fuck me, Santa.
Fuck me, Santa.

:48:57
Fuck me, Santa.
Fuck me, Santa. Fuck me, Santa.


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