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:48:05
-What the hell is a lunamaria?
-They're luminarias.

:48:08
Small sacks filled with
about a pound of sand each.

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We insert a candle
in the middle, light it,

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and the bag glows.
:48:13
Then we line
all the sidewalks here

:48:15
all around the neighborhood.
:48:18
You see, we don't celebrate
Christmas around here, so...

:48:22
We're, uh, we're Muslims.
:48:25
Look, it's my first year
running this.

:48:28
I'd like it if there weren't
any gaps in it.

:48:30
What if I come by
Christmas Eve and do it for you?

:48:33
No, you know what?
You don't have to do that.

:48:35
Yeah, me and the kid here,
we'll do something.

:48:38
Great.
I got the supplies.

:48:39
-I'll throw them in the garage.
-Perfect.

:48:40
Awesome.
:48:42
Going in the garage,
just so you know.

:48:44
You can make
a delicious six-pound chicken.

:48:48
Enough hot dogs and sausages
to feed a small army.

:48:51
Not one, but two delicious
rotisserie chickens.

:48:54
Fuck me, Santa. Fuck me, Santa.
Fuck me, Santa.

:48:57
Fuck me, Santa.
Fuck me, Santa. Fuck me, Santa.

:49:00
Scrumptious
6½-pound standing rib roast.

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And everybody's favorite,
baby back ribs.

:49:21
This is such a nice house.
:49:24
Needs a woman's touch, though.
:49:27
I just rent
the fucking place anyway.

:49:33
Yeah.
I just rent stuff, too.

:49:34
Yeah?
:49:43
How long are you gonna be here?
:49:45
What? On the couch?
:49:47
No.
:49:49
In town.
:49:52
I don't know.
Just through the holidays.

:49:55
You know, then I'll move on.

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