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:55:01
Go on and get in there.
I can take it.

:55:06
Yeah.
:55:07
Gin, I got the info
on that Arizona plate.

:55:09
All right.
Now you're talking.

:55:11
Oh, hold on one minute.
:55:13
Baby, baby. Baby, baby.
Don't use that one.

:55:15
That's not the stuff.
:55:16
Use something
with some claws to it.

:55:19
Yeah, that hard candy.
That's it right there.

:55:21
Let me get some of that.
Yeah, that's it.

:55:25
Okay.
:55:26
Yeah, I'm back.
:55:27
The guy's Roger Merman.
:55:29
-Guess where he is.
-Give it to me.

:55:31
Ow! Damn it!
What's wrong with you, woman?

:55:43
Who are you?
:55:45
Your name Roger Merman?
:55:46
Yes. But...
:55:47
You doing three to six
for embezzlement?

:55:49
Uh, well, many accounting
questions are not cut-and-dried.

:55:54
Do you live at 41 Sage Terrace?
:55:56
Is it Grandma?
:55:58
Is my son all right?
:56:00
They're fine.
:56:01
Do you have any houseguests?
:56:04
Houseguests?
:56:07
Thank you for your time.
God bless.

:56:10
Well, hey, who are you?
:56:15
Houseguests?
:56:20
Little trick I learned
up at the North Pole.

:56:23
If you fry baloney,
it tastes like a hot dog.

:56:25
I thought you
didn't like sandwiches.

:56:27
Yeah, but this
is not a sandwich.

:56:29
A sandwich has
two pieces of bread

:56:31
with a bunch of junk on it.
:56:34
It's like a tostada.
:56:36
This isn't a tostada.
:56:38
There you go, Granny.
:56:41
Little salsa here.
:56:44
Now it's a tostada.
:56:47
Have you seen
my Advent calendar?

:56:49
What the fuck is it
with the Advent calendar?

:56:51
Why are you so obsessed
with that goddamn thing?

:56:54
The story sucks anyway.

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