:56:00
They're fine.
:56:01
Do you have any houseguests?
:56:04
Houseguests?
:56:07
Thank you for your time.
God bless.
:56:10
Well, hey, who are you?
:56:15
Houseguests?
:56:20
Little trick I learned
up at the North Pole.
:56:23
If you fry baloney,
it tastes like a hot dog.
:56:25
I thought you
didn't like sandwiches.
:56:27
Yeah, but this
is not a sandwich.
:56:29
A sandwich has
two pieces of bread
:56:31
with a bunch of junk on it.
:56:34
It's like a tostada.
:56:36
This isn't a tostada.
:56:38
There you go, Granny.
:56:41
Little salsa here.
:56:44
Now it's a tostada.
:56:47
Have you seen
my Advent calendar?
:56:49
What the fuck is it
with the Advent calendar?
:56:51
Why are you so obsessed
with that goddamn thing?
:56:54
The story sucks anyway.
:57:00
I think I saw it in the hallway.
:57:01
-Really?
-I think so.
:57:12
Looks like someone messed
with my Advent calendar.
:57:15
What are you talking about?
Let me see.
:57:18
Nobody messed with it.
It looks fine.
:57:35
There's a candy corn
in this one.
:57:38
Well, they can't all be winners,
can they?
:57:46
Well, it's fucked.
:57:49
Yeah?
:57:50
Yeah.
:57:52
-Fucked, frankly.
-He's...
:57:54
-Clean...
-Oh.
:57:56
-As a fucking whistle.
-Nothing?
:57:57
-No.
-Oh.
:57:59
-Nothing. I mean shit.
-Yeah.