:18:03
Well, technically,
you're not a king.
:18:06
Ah..., felonious.
:18:09
-You were saying.
-What I mean is a...
:18:11
...you're not a king, yet.
:18:12
But you can become one.
:18:14
All you have to do,
is marry a princess.
:18:17
Go on.
:18:20
So, just sit back
and relax my lord,
:18:23
because it's time for you
to meet today's eligible bachelorettes.
:18:28
And here they are.
:18:31
Bachelorette number one is a mentally abused
shedding from a kingdom far, far away.
:18:36
She likes sushi
and hot tubbing anytime.
:18:38
Her hobbies include cooking and
cleaning for two evil sisters.
:18:42
Please welcome... Cinderella.
:18:45
Bachelorette number two is a
cape wearing girl from a land of fantasy.
:18:49
Although she lives with seven other man,
:18:51
she is not easy.
:18:51
Just kiss hers dead frozen lips
and find out what a live wife she is.
:18:55
Come on.
Give it up for... Show-white.
:18:59
And last but certainly not least.
:19:01
Bachelorette number three
is a fire-red head,
:19:03
from a dragon guarded castle,
surrounded by a hot boiling lava.
:19:07
But don't let that cool you off.
:19:08
She's a loaded pistol who likes
Piña Coladas and getting caught in the rain.
:19:12
Yours for the rescuing,
Princess Fiona.
:19:16
So will it be, bachelorette number one?
Bachelorette number two?
:19:20
Or bachelorette number three?
:19:23
-Two... -Three! -Two!
:19:26
One. No, no, no.
:19:28
Three.
Pick number three my lord.
:19:31
Ok, ok. Number three.
:19:34
Lord Farquaad. You've chosen...
princess Fiona.
:19:44
She's nice. Fiona.
She's perfect.
:19:48
All I have to do is just find someone...
:19:51
But I probably should mention little thing
that happens at night...
:19:53
-I'll do it!
-Yes, but after sunset...
:19:55
Silence!
:19:57
I will make this princess Fiona my queen.
:19:59
And Duloc will finally have the perfect king!