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:19:01
Bachelorette number three
is a fire-red head,

:19:03
from a dragon guarded castle,
surrounded by a hot boiling lava.

:19:07
But don't let that cool you off.
:19:08
She's a loaded pistol who likes
PiƱa Coladas and getting caught in the rain.

:19:12
Yours for the rescuing,
Princess Fiona.

:19:16
So will it be, bachelorette number one?
Bachelorette number two?

:19:20
Or bachelorette number three?
:19:23
-Two... -Three! -Two!
:19:26
One. No, no, no.
:19:28
Three.
Pick number three my lord.

:19:31
Ok, ok. Number three.
:19:34
Lord Farquaad. You've chosen...
princess Fiona.

:19:44
She's nice. Fiona.
She's perfect.

:19:48
All I have to do is just find someone...
:19:51
But I probably should mention little thing
that happens at night...

:19:53
-I'll do it!
-Yes, but after sunset...

:19:55
Silence!
:19:57
I will make this princess Fiona my queen.
:19:59
And Duloc will finally have the perfect king!
:20:04
Captain! Assemble your finest man.
:20:06
We're going to have a tournament!
:20:13
That's it, that's,
right there, that's Duloc.

:20:15
I've told you I'll find it.
:20:17
So. That must be lord Farquaad's castle.
:20:22
Aha, that's the place.
:20:24
Do you think maybe he's
compensating for something.

:20:31
Hey, hey wait up Shrek!
:20:38
-Hey, you!
-No, no!

:20:40
Wait a second.
:20:42
Look, I'm not gonna eat you.
I just...


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