Bad Santa
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:25:13
Thank you.
Thank you, very much.

:25:15
I'm here until Thursday.
Try to view!

:25:24
Shall I give the order sir?
:25:26
No. I have a better idea.
:25:29
People of Duloc.
I give you our champion!

:25:35
What?
:25:37
Congratulation, Ogre.
:25:39
You've won the honor of embarking
on a great and noble quest.

:25:43
Quest? I'm already on a quest.
:25:46
A quest to get my swamp back!
:25:48
-Your swamp?
-Yeah, my swamp!

:25:51
Where you dumped those
fairytale creatures.

:25:54
Indeed.
:25:56
All right Ogre,
I'll make you a deal.

:25:58
Go on this quest for me and
I'll give you your swamp back.

:26:02
Exactly the way it was?
:26:05
Down to the last slime
covered toad stone.

:26:08
-And the squatters?
-As good as gone.

:26:15
What kind of quest?
:26:19
Ok, let me get this straight!
:26:20
We gonna go find the dragon
:26:21
and rescue a princess just so Farquaad
will give you back the swamp,

:26:24
which you only don't have,
'cause he filled it with full of freaks
on the first place.

:26:26
-Is that about right?
-You know what?

:26:28
Maybe there is a good reason,
donkeys shouldn't talk.

:26:31
I don't get it Shrek.
:26:33
Why didn't you just pull
some old Ogre stuff on them?

:26:35
You know, ??? .
:26:37
Grab his bones to make a bridge.
You know the whole Ogre trick.

:26:40
Oh, you know what.
:26:42
Maybe I could have decapitated
an entire village and
put their heads on a plate.

:26:46
Got a knife, cut open their spleens
and drink their fluids.

:26:50
Does that sound good to you?
:26:53
A, no, not really, no.
:26:55
For your information,
there is a lot more to Ogres
than people think.

:26:59
-Example.
-Example?


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