:26:02
Exactly the way it was?
:26:05
Down to the last slime
covered toad stone.
:26:08
-And the squatters?
-As good as gone.
:26:15
What kind of quest?
:26:19
Ok, let me get this straight!
:26:20
We gonna go find the dragon
:26:21
and rescue a princess just so Farquaad
will give you back the swamp,
:26:24
which you only don't have,
'cause he filled it with full of freaks
on the first place.
:26:26
-Is that about right?
-You know what?
:26:28
Maybe there is a good reason,
donkeys shouldn't talk.
:26:31
I don't get it Shrek.
:26:33
Why didn't you just pull
some old Ogre stuff on them?
:26:35
You know, ??? .
:26:37
Grab his bones to make a bridge.
You know the whole Ogre trick.
:26:40
Oh, you know what.
:26:42
Maybe I could have decapitated
an entire village and
put their heads on a plate.
:26:46
Got a knife, cut open their spleens
and drink their fluids.
:26:50
Does that sound good to you?
:26:53
A, no, not really, no.
:26:55
For your information,
there is a lot more to Ogres
than people think.
:26:59
-Example.
-Example?
:27:01
OK, A-a-m, Ogres are like onions.
:27:07
-They stink?
-Yes, no.
:27:09
-Or, they make you cry.
-No.
:27:10
Oh, you leave them out on the sun
and they get all brown
and start to spread little white hairs?
:27:13
No! Layers!
Onions have layers.
:27:18
Ogres have layers.
Onions have layers.
:27:21
You get it?
We both have layers.
:27:26
Oh, you both have layers.
:27:30
You know not everybody likes onions.
:27:33
Cake! Everybody loves cakes.
Cakes have layers.
:27:36
I don't care
:27:38
what everyone likes.
:27:40
Ogres are not like cakes.
:27:46
You know what else everyone likes? Paffe.
:27:48
Have you ever met a person and you say:
"Hey, let's get some paffe" and
:27:51
they say I don't like paffe.
Paffe is delicious.
:27:53
No! You tensed, irritating,
miniature piece of burden.
:27:57
Ogres are like onions.
End of story.