Bad Santa
anteprima.
mostra.
segnalibri.
successiva.

:43:01
Well so much for noble steed.
:43:02
Look princess.
You're not making my job any easier.

:43:05
Well I'm sorry,
but your job is not my problem.

:43:09
You can tell lord Farquaad
that if he wants to rescue me properly,

:43:14
I'll be waiting for him right here.
:43:17
Hey, I'm no ones messenger boy,
all right?

:43:20
-I'm a delivery boy.
-You wouldn't dare.

:43:25
-You coming donkey?
-Put me down!

:43:27
Yeah, I'm right behind you.
:43:28
Put me down
or you will suffer the consequences.

:43:32
This is not dignified.
Put me down.

:43:39
Ok, here's another question.
:43:40
Let's say that a woman 'digged' you,
:43:41
but you don't really like her, that way.
:43:43
Now, how you let her down real easy,
so her feelings aren't hurt?

:43:45
But you don't get burned to a crisp neither.
How do you do this?

:43:48
Just tell her, she's not your true love.
:43:50
Everyone knows it what happens
when you find...

:43:54
Hey! The sooner we get to Duloc, the better.
:43:58
Oh, yeah.
You gonna love it there princess.
It's beautiful.

:44:01
And what of my groom to be, lord Farquaad.
What's he like?

:44:05
Well, let me put it this way,
princess.

:44:08
Men of Farquaad's stature
are in short supply.

:44:13
Oh no, Shrek. There are those
who think little of him.

:44:20
Stop it. Stop it, both of you.
:44:23
You know, you're just jealous
:44:24
that you can never measure up
to a great ruler

:44:27
like lord Farquaad.
:44:29
Yeah. Well maybe you're right princess.
:44:31
But I'd like you do that measuring
when you see him tomorrow

:44:35
Tomorrow?
:44:37
It will take that long?
:44:39
-Shouldn't we stop to make camp?
-No. That would take longer.

:44:43
We can keep going.
:44:45
But there are robbers in the woods.
:44:48
Whoa, time out Shrek.
Camp is definitely something that sounds good.

:44:51
Hey. Come on.
I'm scarier than anything
we're gonna see in this forest.

:44:55
I need to find somewhere to camp, now!

anteprima.
successiva.