Bad Santa
anteprima.
mostra.
segnalibri.
successiva.

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And what of my groom to be, lord Farquaad.
What's he like?

:44:05
Well, let me put it this way,
princess.

:44:08
Men of Farquaad's stature
are in short supply.

:44:13
Oh no, Shrek. There are those
who think little of him.

:44:20
Stop it. Stop it, both of you.
:44:23
You know, you're just jealous
:44:24
that you can never measure up
to a great ruler

:44:27
like lord Farquaad.
:44:29
Yeah. Well maybe you're right princess.
:44:31
But I'd like you do that measuring
when you see him tomorrow

:44:35
Tomorrow?
:44:37
It will take that long?
:44:39
-Shouldn't we stop to make camp?
-No. That would take longer.

:44:43
We can keep going.
:44:45
But there are robbers in the woods.
:44:48
Whoa, time out Shrek.
Camp is definitely something that sounds good.

:44:51
Hey. Come on.
I'm scarier than anything
we're gonna see in this forest.

:44:55
I need to find somewhere to camp, now!
:45:04
Hey, over here.
:45:07
Shrek, we can do better than that.
Now, I don't think this is decent for princess.

:45:11
No, no, it's perfect.
It just needs a few homey touches.

:45:15
Homey touches? Like what?
:45:20
A door.
:45:21
Well, gentleman I'll be d..., good night.
:45:24
Do you want me to come in
and read you a bedtime story,
'cause I will...

:45:26
I said good night!
:45:32
Shrek! What are you doing?
:45:35
I just..., you know...
:45:36
Oh, come on,
I was just kidding.

:45:45
And that one,
that's Throwback.

:45:48
The only Ogre to ever spit
over three wheat fields.

:45:52
Right. Yeah.
:45:56
Hey, can you tell my future from these stars?
:45:58
Well, the stars don't tell the future, Donkey.

anteprima.
successiva.