Blue Collar Comedy Tour: The Movie
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:10:07
For a minute.
:10:11
It's good to be here.
I was here last summer.

:10:14
They took me tubing down the Salt River,
and I was baffled by this.

:10:20
I had never done it before.
Twenty-one of us met to go tube the river.

:10:25
We had six ice chests full of beer
with the tubes wrapped around them.

:10:29
We floated down that river drinking beer
for six and a half hours.

:10:34
Not one person had to pee.
:10:45
Is that normal?
:10:48
I'd like to think my friends
wouldn't pee on themselves.

:10:52
I know I would.
:10:55
That was the best thing
about tubing.

:10:56
You could just paddle up
to somebody you don't even know...

:11:03
...talk to them
while you're peeing on yourself.

:11:07
That's relaxed, right there.
:11:10
If you're floating down a river,
drinking a beer, peeing on yourself...

:11:16
...there's no tension there. Is there?
:11:23
I guess we'd been floating down
that river for an hour before I realized...

:11:27
...everybody's just peeing on themselves.
And I thought:

:11:30
"Hell, I'll just pee on myself."
:11:32
Everybody got mad at me.
:11:35
Of course, I was in a canoe.
:11:41
Standing up too.
:11:45
Not everybody got mad. A couple people
viewed it as a photo opportunity.

:11:50
And I know that because I got
their Christmas card last year.

:11:54
I don't remember it being
that cold that afternoon.


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