Blue Collar Comedy Tour: The Movie

:01:19

-Whose idea was this?
-I don't know.

:01:22

This is fun. I don't even
want to go in the limo.

:01:25

-You're gonna snag it up.
-No, but it floats.

:01:28

I'm looking forward to that show.

:01:29

Oh, man. It sold out.

:01:33

-Good cast.
-That was a beautiful cast.

:01:37

He can cast great.
He just can't catch anything.

:01:40

He's a great caster.

:01:43

Want to do a fishing show?

:01:44

All you think about is fishing shows.

:01:47

I hate those. Every cast,
they catch a fish.

:01:49

We got $5000 worth of gear here,
and we can't get the bugs to bite.

:01:53

First time I went fishing,
I was going with this girl.

:01:56

We were going down to the lake.

:01:58

She wanted to make love on a horse.
I'd never done it.

:02:01

We did it. I'm trying to keep
my balance, and she fell off.

:02:05

Then the manager of the Wal-Mart
come out and unplugged him.

:02:09

I didn't want to make love on a horse.
I wanted to do it on a rocket ship they had.

:02:14

Oh, man. Shut up.

:02:18

Who do you think has been
with the ugliest woman here?

:02:21

-Have you ever been with an ugly woman?
-The ugliest woman I've been with...

:02:25

...I was with last week.

:02:27

And I'm starting to miss her.

:02:32

You remember that movie 9 1/2 Weeks?

:02:35

When that fella had that woman
blindfolded and fed her fruit?

:02:38

I had this idea to try that at my house.

:02:40

Apparently, bologna and string cheese
is not a big turn-on for a woman.

:02:45

Choose your condiment correctly.

:02:49

One of those shows I was watching
said the big thing now...

:02:52

...is to talk to your partner
while you're making love.

:02:55

I heard that. Yeah.

:02:57

Which, where I come from, means,
"Ain't no cars coming. Relax."