:48:01
-Oh, man! God. No!
-He did it.
:48:05
-He did it.
-He did it.
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Oh, my God.
:48:08
-I cannot believe you ate it.
-Does he need the money?
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Ladies and gentlemen,
the man you've all been waiting for:
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Mr. Jeff Foxworthy!
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Thank you very much.
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Thank you very much. How are you?
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Phoenix in July.
:48:37
Apparently, the people that book
these things don't get the Weather Channel.
:48:41
It's been one of those years for me.
:48:43
In February, I was doing a show
in the northern part of Minnesota.
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It was so cold-- Beautiful place.
It was so cold. It was like 1 5 below zero.
:48:53
After the show, we were talking
to some guys backstage...
:48:56
...and they were trying to talk us
into going ice fishing with them.
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It's 1 5 degrees below zero.
I said, "Guys, I appreciate it.
:49:03
I don't really think I want to be that cold."
:49:06
One of the guys goes, "It's not that cold.
We build a bonfire out on the lake."
:49:13
And you call us stupid in the South?
:49:17
But I got to thinking about ice fishing...
:49:20
...especially from the point of view of
the fish that gets caught and thrown back.
:49:24
In the animal kingdom...
:49:26
...that has got to be the closest thing
to one of those out-of-body experiences.
:49:30
That fish that gets thrown back
goes back and tells his buddies:
:49:34
"Dudes, I was swimming along...
:49:37
...and all of a sudden,
I felt myself being drawn towards the light.
:49:43
It was getting brighter and brighter.
And then I went through this opening...
:49:47
...and I saw my dead relatives
all around me.
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And I saw God. He was wearing
a flannel shirt and a Budweiser hat.
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He held me and said,
'It's not yet your time. Go back.'"