:49:00
It's 1 5 degrees below zero.
I said, "Guys, I appreciate it.
:49:03
I don't really think I want to be that cold."
:49:06
One of the guys goes, "It's not that cold.
We build a bonfire out on the lake."
:49:13
And you call us stupid in the South?
:49:17
But I got to thinking about ice fishing...
:49:20
...especially from the point of view of
the fish that gets caught and thrown back.
:49:24
In the animal kingdom...
:49:26
...that has got to be the closest thing
to one of those out-of-body experiences.
:49:30
That fish that gets thrown back
goes back and tells his buddies:
:49:34
"Dudes, I was swimming along...
:49:37
...and all of a sudden,
I felt myself being drawn towards the light.
:49:43
It was getting brighter and brighter.
And then I went through this opening...
:49:47
...and I saw my dead relatives
all around me.
:49:51
And I saw God. He was wearing
a flannel shirt and a Budweiser hat.
:49:57
He held me and said,
'It's not yet your time. Go back.'"
:50:05
One cool thing about doing this tour
is we've been everywhere in the country.
:50:10
Traveling is never a lot of fun,
but since 9/1 1 it's so much more difficult.
:50:15
I live in Atlanta. In the Atlanta airport,
where you go through the metal detectors...
:50:19
...they have now built
a giant Plexiglas box...
:50:23
...that contains all the things...
:50:26
...that are no longer allowed
in your carryon luggage.
:50:29
And in that box, there is a leaf blower...
:50:33
...and a Coleman lantern.
:50:36
So if you are an international yardman
that likes to work nights...
:50:42
...you are S.O.L. right now.
:50:45
A leaf blower. Who is hijacking a plane
with a leaf blower?
:50:50
"Turn the plane around. I mess your hair up
so bad, your mother never recognize you."
:50:57
If your job requires
you use a leaf blower...