:50:05
One cool thing about doing this tour
is we've been everywhere in the country.
:50:10
Traveling is never a lot of fun,
but since 9/1 1 it's so much more difficult.
:50:15
I live in Atlanta. In the Atlanta airport,
where you go through the metal detectors...
:50:19
...they have now built
a giant Plexiglas box...
:50:23
...that contains all the things...
:50:26
...that are no longer allowed
in your carryon luggage.
:50:29
And in that box, there is a leaf blower...
:50:33
...and a Coleman lantern.
:50:36
So if you are an international yardman
that likes to work nights...
:50:42
...you are S.O.L. right now.
:50:45
A leaf blower. Who is hijacking a plane
with a leaf blower?
:50:50
"Turn the plane around. I mess your hair up
so bad, your mother never recognize you."
:50:57
If your job requires
you use a leaf blower...
:51:00
...and you have to get on an airplane
to get to that job...
:51:03
...it is really time to review your territory.
:51:11
They tell us now the economy is bad.
You see it in the airports.
:51:16
Because everywhere we go now,
all the rental car places...
:51:19
...are selling the used rental cars.
:51:21
I've driven some bad vehicles in my life.
:51:24
I have never been so desperate for
an automobile I wanted a used rental car.
:51:29
You know what people do to rental cars.
My mother will not drive 55 miles an hour.
:51:34
You put her in a rental car, she's doing
doughnuts in the grocery store parking lot.
:51:39
Buying a used rental car...
:51:41
...is kind of like going to a house
of ill repute looking for a wife.
:51:47
Anything that's been driven that hard
by that many people...
:51:53
...you really don't want
to put your key in it.