:25:02
...seven earrings in that ear,
a ring in her nose, bolt in her tongue.
:25:07
It was like making love to her
and working on my truck at the same time.
:25:11
I didn't know if I should kiss her
or adjust the torque in her butt crack.
:25:17
And my sister got one of them.
My sister's a big old girl.
:25:21
I had to hire a rodeo clown to distract her
when I brung home the groceries last week.
:25:28
But she got a belly ring. You believe that?
:25:30
You don't get a belly ring if you're big.
You get onion rings.
:25:36
I don't care who you are.
That's funny, right there. That's right.
:25:40
I didn't know what it was. She walks in,
"What do you think of that? "
:25:43
I'm like, "Hey, you got a hitch.
:25:46
Yeah, now we can pull you away
from the buffet every night.
:25:51
It's about time you done something,
for Pete's sake."
:25:55
That's right.
:25:57
I was watching the TV the other day.
People suing everybody nowadays.
:26:02
You believe that? People getting sued
for smoking the cigarettes.
:26:06
They say it cause cancer. They gonna get
sick. It says on the box you gonna get sick!
:26:11
I'm gonna sue Hustler Magazine for giving
my wrist carpal tunnel. How's that sound?
:26:17
That's right.
:26:20
That's funny. I don't care who you are.
That's funny, right there.
:26:24
You can't laugh at that, you need to
get out of here, 'cause that's funny.
:26:30
That's funny. They want to take
the Winston out of NASCAR.
:26:34
Did you know that?
They say that's offensive.
:26:37
What in the world? Who's gonna sponsor
NASCAR? Stayfree mini-pad?
:26:43
That'd be pretty good racing,
wouldn't it?
:26:46
"We got 43 cars this year
in the Kotex Cup.
:26:51
There's Jeff Gordon in the number 24
strawberry douche Chevy Monte Carlo."
:26:57
"How did you get tickets
to the Tampon 200? "