:07:04
Close! I thought he was talking
about me there for a second.
:07:11
So anyway, I flew here from Flagstaff
because my manager doesn't own a globe.
:07:19
I flew here on a plane that big...
:07:22
...Iike a pack of gum
with eight people in it, just:
:07:29
We took off from the Flagstaff Airport,
Hair Care and Tire Center there.
:07:37
We're traveling at half the speed
of smell.
:07:42
We got passed by a kite.
:07:45
There was a goose behind us,
and the pilot was going, "Go around!"
:07:53
We get halfway to Phoenix,
we gotta go back.
:07:57
It's a nine-minute flight...
:08:00
...can't pull it off with this equipment.
:08:05
We had some engine trouble.
We lost some oil pressure in one engine.
:08:09
They told us about it over
the speaker system of the plane...
:08:12
...which was stupid
because they could have just went:
:08:15
"Hey, we lost some oil pressure."
:08:23
Heard you!
:08:26
Everybody on the plane was nervous,
but I'd been drinking since lunch.
:08:29
I was like, "Take it down. I don't care."
:08:33
You ever have one of those days?
:08:37
"Hit something hard. I don't wanna
limp away from this wreck."
:08:42
The guy sitting next to me
is losing his mind.
:08:47
Apparently, he had a lot to live for.
:08:53
He goes, "Hey, man. Hey, man...
:08:57
...if one of these engines fails,
how far will the other one take us? "