:08:00
...can't pull it off with this equipment.
:08:05
We had some engine trouble.
We lost some oil pressure in one engine.
:08:09
They told us about it over
the speaker system of the plane...
:08:12
...which was stupid
because they could have just went:
:08:15
"Hey, we lost some oil pressure."
:08:23
Heard you!
:08:26
Everybody on the plane was nervous,
but I'd been drinking since lunch.
:08:29
I was like, "Take it down. I don't care."
:08:33
You ever have one of those days?
:08:37
"Hit something hard. I don't wanna
limp away from this wreck."
:08:42
The guy sitting next to me
is losing his mind.
:08:47
Apparently, he had a lot to live for.
:08:53
He goes, "Hey, man. Hey, man...
:08:57
...if one of these engines fails,
how far will the other one take us? "
:09:01
All the way to the scene of the crash...
:09:13
...which is pretty handy
because that's where we're headed.
:09:17
I bet we beat the paramedics there
by a half-hour.
:09:26
I saw something today that came close
to truth in advertising.
:09:30
The De Beers people are almost saying
what they really mean...
:09:34
...because the old De Beers slogan was,
" Diamonds are forever."
:09:39
Then they changed it to,
"This year, take her breath away."
:09:43
The new slogan is,
"Diamonds, render her speechless."
:09:50
Why don't they just go ahead and say it?
:09:52
"Diamonds, that'll shut her up!"